She's the one who pens every exploit and mystery I solve, and submits it to Randst Magazine! "The Adventures of Herlock Sholmes." Ah, if I had an issue, I would give it to you right away.
[Also he's not helping because he's talking too much about himself. Binch.]
[ After hearing his kitchen exploits, that might not be a bad thing. Besides, he's wondering if he'd think moldy peas were corn at this point. But it's fine. Not everyone is a cook. ]
You could always do the next best thing and tell me about one of your famous tales.
[I'm not going to type out the five page essay of Sholmes talking up himself but he will relate the case of The Blue Carbuncle! A somewhat unusual case of a gemstome being found in a roasted goose on Christmas. He's very animated as he talks, as one can expect.]
..........And so, taking pity on the man, I decided to let him go! There would be no point in exacting justice on a man to make him a far worse individual, in my opinion.
[ During this long tale, if Sholmes is open to relocating, Kotetsu does plan to continue the popcorn hunt into other neighboring houses. If not, welp! Looks like he's got a captive audience. ]
You've got a point on that. Justice can be a hard rope to walk on. But it's also hard to know if someone's going to learn their lesson.
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Cooking accidents like that happen sometimes.
[ DO THEY? ]
But who's Iris?
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[The sulking is over as soon as it started, and he's just smiling.]
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[ And he's looked through most of the cabinets and come up with... nothing. Just some old boxes of snacks that are questionable, but mostly empty. ]
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[Also he's not helping because he's talking too much about himself. Binch.]
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You could always do the next best thing and tell me about one of your famous tales.
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[And he's eager, excited, like a schoolboy.]
Of course! I would most certainly be glad to! Anything for an eager listener like you, my dear fellow!
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[ He shoots a grin over his shoulder. It might make this whole hunt a lot more fun, too. ]
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..........And so, taking pity on the man, I decided to let him go! There would be no point in exacting justice on a man to make him a far worse individual, in my opinion.
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You've got a point on that. Justice can be a hard rope to walk on. But it's also hard to know if someone's going to learn their lesson.
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[and yeah he's just moving and talking the whole time, he loves the attention :3]
That is true. One may have to lean back on faith, in any case. And the good old gut instinct.
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I can appreciate anyone that goes on their gut instinct.
[ then he looks at the two cupboards in the house. ]
What does your gut say on this one?
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[And he's smirking.]
My gut instinct says.....we will find some, here! I know it!
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Let's see how good that gut is, then.
[ In a dramatic move, Kotetsu swings both of the doors wide open and much to his surprise, there's a container with POPCORN scrawled on it. ]
Let's just hope it's still good.
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Aha! You see? The gut of a great detective is the best in the world. [He's really happy right now - terrible.] Let's try it out.
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I'll have to trust your instincts.
[
but only if they line up with his.]Should we head back to the house with our TV to do this or try here?
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[For his wonderful instincts, apparently.]
Let us try it here! If not, well, we have many the movie waiting for us.
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He'll nod to that and start looking for the proper equipment to cook these suckers up. Luckily they're in luck for this! ]
Let's keep our finger's crossed this works.