sholmes catchall

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I'm normally not. I think you just bring it out in me.

[ He rubs their noses softly together. ]

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Perhaps if I stay with you long enough, you'll be writing sonnets?

[A low chuckle.]

I'd pay to see that.

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I doubt that. I think the closest I got was at the party the other week when Kaeya asked me about who I found to be attractive.

[ Did Sholmes manage to hear that part of the party? ]

But either way, I wouldn't charge you.

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O-Oh. Right.

[He sure did...]

Hmmph. Well, I'd pay you, anyways. It's what you deserve.

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[ So cute... ]

Hmmm. And how would you pay me?

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Hmm.

[He seems to think about, before grinning.]

A kiss or two, I think. Wouldn't that be fair?

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It'd only be that much?

[ This burn. Is it intentional or accidental? Who knows anymore with him. ]

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[He sticks out his tongue.]

Enough for you, maybe.

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Aww, I thought I'd be worth more.

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That's for your poems. For you...well. You already have all of me.

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I suppose I can handle that answer.

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You'd better. It's me, after all!

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You know. Not many people can get away with saying something like that.

[ no, you're just bias kotetsu. don't encourage him. ]

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Of course.

[so SO smug]

Because I'm me.

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[ He laughs. This idiot finds this stuff endearing. ]

The world's greatest detective.

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The one and only.

[He boops the other's nose.]

And don't you forget it.

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How could I ever forget?