Kotetsu T. Kaburagi (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
sponsoredby) wrote2021-11-11 12:48 am
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nero & sholmes catchall
[ it's not gay if it's a threeway (no) - aka idk what to put for a shitpost ]
[Irene makes herself small, a little hare lump on Finley's back.]
Oh? You didn't do your research, Kotetsu.
[Just pointing at a booth as the waiter steps up to find them a place.]
I do think that won't be a nice place for the three of us.
Oh? You didn't do your research, Kotetsu.
[Just pointing at a booth as the waiter steps up to find them a place.]
I do think that won't be a nice place for the three of us.
[Disce: it is good to be a cute lil snake. Easily out of the way.]
Good reviews, huh? Can't wait t' try their food out.
Good reviews, huh? Can't wait t' try their food out.
[ He pats Sholmes' arm. And at the waiter. ]
And what he means is, that'd be perfect.
[ He nods to them both, all of them being led there and letting Sholmes and Nero decide where to sit, he'll fill in the space where he's directed. ]
Hope it's up to your standard, too, Nero.
And what he means is, that'd be perfect.
[ He nods to them both, all of them being led there and letting Sholmes and Nero decide where to sit, he'll fill in the space where he's directed. ]
Hope it's up to your standard, too, Nero.
Mmm. We wouldn't want to hear from an expert chef in regards to the quality of food. Not at all.
[He's already reaching for the menu. Food!
[He's already reaching for the menu. Food!
It's interestin' 'cause the spices each world has access to is different. It makes for a unique kinda meal no matter where we end up.
[He'll look through the menu with interest.]
Nowhere's had the exact same set as what I'm used to back home.
[He'll look through the menu with interest.]
Nowhere's had the exact same set as what I'm used to back home.
I was talking to Kim about this... it's kind of strange how there's things that feel similar or familiar, but are still very different. Like here, I have such a strong nostalgic feeling and it's made me a little homesick, but it's still very different.
[ But he is looking over the menu. ]
Why don't you let one of us order for you once you decide, Sholmes. So you don't confuse the waiter.
[ But he is looking over the menu. ]
Why don't you let one of us order for you once you decide, Sholmes. So you don't confuse the waiter.
I hope you're not at all getting inspiration, Nero. It wouldn't be at all exciting to come up with new dishes.
[He is nodding, leaning over to point at a ribeye steak on the menu.]
I don't like the look of this one.
[He is nodding, leaning over to point at a ribeye steak on the menu.]
I don't like the look of this one.
It's been sparkin' my creativity.
[He considers the menu and the prime rib looks good, with a side of mashed potatoes and green beans.]
[He considers the menu and the prime rib looks good, with a side of mashed potatoes and green beans.]
[ He leans and looks at what Shomles is pointing at and nods. ]
Have you been taking some spices from all the different places?
[ Meanwhile, he's thinking he might go for a T-Bone. ]
Think we should get some appetizers to share?
Have you been taking some spices from all the different places?
[ Meanwhile, he's thinking he might go for a T-Bone. ]
Think we should get some appetizers to share?
I don't think appetizers are a good idea. I'm not eager to try whatever they have here.
[Sometimes you just Want Food.]
[Sometimes you just Want Food.]
Sure. Let's also get some onion rings. Anything grab your interest, Sholmes?
[ Everything sounds delicious. And they can have food for later if they order too much. Cheers! ]
[ Everything sounds delicious. And they can have food for later if they order too much. Cheers! ]
[Hey, Nero. Are you cooking at 5 o clock in the morning? Well, the door of the kitchen is bursting open, obviously kicked, and Sholmes comes in, wide-eyed, searching...]
[And then he points at Nero.]
THERE you are! Where the deuces have you been?! By the heavens - Kotetsu! [He's calling over his shoulder.] KOTETSU!! I found him!
[And then he points at Nero.]
THERE you are! Where the deuces have you been?! By the heavens - Kotetsu! [He's calling over his shoulder.] KOTETSU!! I found him!
[ Kotetsu hears the shout of his name and immediately comes running in the direction of where Sholmes is shouting. With the relief, he forgets how to run. Or something like that. Either way, his clumsy ass self trips as he's running down the hall.
Hop, hop, hop.
And he skids across the floor, smashing into Sholmes' legs. How hard? That is your call.
Finley comes trotting after him and gives Kotetsu a look of disdain. Why this man? ]
Hop, hop, hop.
And he skids across the floor, smashing into Sholmes' legs. How hard? That is your call.
Finley comes trotting after him and gives Kotetsu a look of disdain. Why this man? ]
[He doesn't even jump. He has a mug of coffee, and seems to be about halfway through making omelets.
Disce watches the other two skitter in with the idle curiosity of a cat.]
Why're ya up this early?
Disce watches the other two skitter in with the idle curiosity of a cat.]
Why're ya up this early?
[He....does not fall over! He winces from the impact, but he's throwing his hands back to grab onto Kotetsu, keeping him stable.]
[This is a comedy routine.]
[He shoots Nero a disgruntled look. Irene is sitting nearby looking Tired.]
I could ask you that, Nero! You worried us half to death!
[This is a comedy routine.]
[He shoots Nero a disgruntled look. Irene is sitting nearby looking Tired.]
I could ask you that, Nero! You worried us half to death!
[ He leans heavy on Sholmes and sighs, getting his footing again and peering in at Nero. ]
We woke up and were worried you were gone.
[ He drops his head to Sholmes' shoulder and sighs in relief. That really would have made his entire existence cursed if Nero had actually gone and died.
Finley moves to Irene to gently groom her. ]
We woke up and were worried you were gone.
[ He drops his head to Sholmes' shoulder and sighs in relief. That really would have made his entire existence cursed if Nero had actually gone and died.
Finley moves to Irene to gently groom her. ]
It's... Five in the mornin'. Thought you'd be asleep for longer.
[Disce mews at the others but does not move from her place on the counter.]
[Disce mews at the others but does not move from her place on the counter.]
Typically, I am out like a light! But in the matters of this being a rather particularly terrible day of the week, one is well-pressed to be aware when others go missing.
[He reaches up to pat Kotetsu's cheek.]
Who cooks breakfast at five in the morning?
[He reaches up to pat Kotetsu's cheek.]
Who cooks breakfast at five in the morning?
[ He makes a motion at Finley and Irene. ]
They're the ones that woke us up.
[ Because honestly, Sholmes and Kotetsu might have slept in if they hadn't... But Sensitive Souls. He closes his eyes at the patting of his cheek. He's still tired, but that adrenaline boost really woke up him.
...Finley also probably bit him in the leg to wake him up. Not hard, but you know. Tiger bite. ]
They're the ones that woke us up.
[ Because honestly, Sholmes and Kotetsu might have slept in if they hadn't... But Sensitive Souls. He closes his eyes at the patting of his cheek. He's still tired, but that adrenaline boost really woke up him.
...Finley also probably bit him in the leg to wake him up. Not hard, but you know. Tiger bite. ]
I do?
[He pours coffee for the other two.
Sometimes you just have a routine, it's Fine.]
Here, have some coffee.
[He pours coffee for the other two.
Sometimes you just have a routine, it's Fine.]
Here, have some coffee.
[Irene just huffs where she's being groomed. Silly, stupid old men. All of them. Even Nero.]
[He glances at the coffee, then at Nero, then at Kotetsu.]
How does he do it? Do wizards simply run on little to no sleep? Powerful, truly...
[He glances at the coffee, then at Nero, then at Kotetsu.]
How does he do it? Do wizards simply run on little to no sleep? Powerful, truly...
I'm not sure, either.
[ But he does reach out for the mug. Maybe they should consider actually entering the kitchen, but here is fine, right? Right. ]
[ But he does reach out for the mug. Maybe they should consider actually entering the kitchen, but here is fine, right? Right. ]
[A mug for each of them.]
I ran a restaurant. Got a lotta prep to do in the mornin'.
[Now Disce jumps off of the counter to follow her wizard.]
I ran a restaurant. Got a lotta prep to do in the mornin'.
[Now Disce jumps off of the counter to follow her wizard.]
Ah. That would explain it.
[He will take the coffee.]
Thank you kindly. [And a pause.] We...really should just sit, I think. Might as well.
[He will take the coffee.]
Thank you kindly. [And a pause.] We...really should just sit, I think. Might as well.
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