nero & sholmes catchall

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[ it's not gay if it's a threeway (no) - aka idk what to put for a shitpost ]

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[Sholmes glances at their pinky fingers, before looking away, bashful - he's about to tip his hat forward to hide his eyes when he sees the wizard, perking up.]

[There's a very noticeable sign of "I am cursed to lie" taped to the front of his shirt.]

Oh! It's not at all nice to see you, Nero.

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[You poor soul.

While they're out here Disce's in her snake form, safe and away from anybody who may be able to touch her.

There's a slight smile on his features as he reaches the other two.]

Nice t' see you two.

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The feeling is very mutual.

[ He's really glad. All he can hope is that Nero can relax, even for a short while. ]

Any food preferences? Or did we want to wander under something caught our eye?

[ He still has Sholmes' pinky finger. ]

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I must say that have some food preference. Whatever you two don't decide. I'm not fine with it.

[Definitely still holding Kotetsu's pinky finger as well.]

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I'm pretty open right now.

Maybe a steakhouse?

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That sounds perfect. I saw a couple around when I was exploring before.

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I don't think that's a good idea. Let's not do it!

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[He pats Sholmes's shoulder.]

Lead the way, Kotetsu.

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[ Finley lightly nudges Irene to escort the lady on her back to keep her safe that way.

Kotetsu pushes off the wall and starts to head in the direction, still keeping Sholmes by the pinky finger. ]

How have you been adjusting to the city life, Nero?

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[Irene is more than happy to clamber on top of Finley in her favorite spot, closing her eyes with contentment.]

[Sholmes doesn't have anything to say, given the curse, and just swings their hands a little as they go along.]

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I do actually live in a city.

... This is a little too loud 'n crowded for me though.

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[ He nods a bit. ]

It sounds like what you know is a lot more peaceful.

[ Finley is happy!

And Kotetsu reaches over to poke Sholmes in the cheek with his free hand. ]

You should talk, too. It's unnerving to have you so quiet.

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Kotetsu, please, you don't know what's going on with me.

[Pouting!!]

But yes, Nero is made for...much more crowded places. That's why I didn't take him to the park a few days ago. Much noisier there.

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We can translate just fine.

[Pat, pat.]

The park's nice. Not rubbin' shoulders with everybody on the street.

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We can head there after we eat. Spend the afternoon together.

[ And don't mind as he gives Sholmes a light peck on the cheek. ]

I absolutely know what's going on. Which is why you should talk. Nero's right. We understand.

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[He just looks so disgruntled.]

I simply don't want to talk like the way I want to talk! It's really quite nice!

[But he softens at the kiss to the cheek.]

But no, the park isn't a good idea.

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It does seem annoyin', but it's even weirder to have ya be quiet.

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And does it really count as lying if we both know what you're saying is a lie? I think you're the only one irritated by it.

[ The irony of Sholmes not wanting to lie is great. ]

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It isn't irritating at all, but...

[Now he just looks sheepish. Why are you guys NICE.]

Very well. I shall not talk.

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[Nero looks pleased.]

There we go.

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Now everyone can be happy.

[ But look, food place. He motions to it. ]

This work for you guys?

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[STOP BEING SO NICE!!!!!!!!]

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No! It doesn't!

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[ :) no ]

Looks good to me.

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[ Sholmes deserves good things. Just like Nero does. :) He then leads them inside, Finley trying to be careful about all the other bodies in there, but more importantly making sure that Irene is safe from anyone coming near her. ]

This place had some good reviews, so I wanted to check it out.

[ Yeah, he's been doing his food research and asking the locals for recommendations. Best way to do it. ]

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[Irene makes herself small, a little hare lump on Finley's back.]

Oh? You didn't do your research, Kotetsu.

[Just pointing at a booth as the waiter steps up to find them a place.]

I do think that won't be a nice place for the three of us.