sholmes catchall

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"Harelock"? Well, Mr. Tiger, you're the one who entered this battle cheating in the first place.

[A laugh, as his ears flick.]

But I'll certainly win the war.

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You heard me.

[ Another shiver, but he leans in toward one of Sholmes' ears and casually just licks along it before laughing low. ]

And here I thought we both were winning.

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[GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP]

T-T-That's cheating! Again!!!

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All's fair in love and war. Besides, you told me to put my tongue to better use.

[ Just slowly licking up along his ear now. ]

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[He shivers...and then smacks him lightly on the shoulder.]

A-At least use your hands! Not your mouth. Goodness, that's fur, you dolt!

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This seems pretty effective, though. Besides, it's your fur, so I'm not worried.

[ And a very light little nip. Making sure to be gentle because ears. ]

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[His face is very, very red. He raises a leg just to thump it back down on the floor. Hare instincts.]

Rascal.

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[ He gives one more lick along his ear before shifting back down, bringing himself nose to nose with Sholmes. ]

You say that like it bothers you.

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[His ears are flicking, face puckered in a disgruntled, flustered expression.]

Hm. Maybe not completely.

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Do I need to make it up to you?

[ Who was supposed to be exploiting whose weaknesses and smothering with kisses? Hm.

But speaking of kisses, before Sholmes can properly respond, he closing the gap to kiss him right there. ]

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Of course you d-

[Ah. Well. He sure is being kissed.]

[He's tugging the man in from the back of his head to kiss him back, probably a little too eagerly.]

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[ He makes a soft sound into the kiss, shifting to press close to him in a comfortable position for them both.

He lightly nibbles on Sholmes' lower lip in the kiss. Ah... this. This is good. ]

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[His ears flick at the little nibbles, and he sighs, pleased. His mechanical hand whirrs as he trails it down the other's neck.]

[He breaks it only to sigh:]

Goodness. How does a moment away from you feel like an eon?

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[ That hand is going to be something to get used to... but it also doesn't bother him that much. ]

Don't know... but it's strange feeling lonely when I'm right next to you when we're around others.

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It is strange, isn't it? Like magnets that can't be apart for too long.

[He smiles, bumping their foreheads together.]

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That's a good way to put it.

[ He smiles warmly at that. ]

Also... did you see the gossip I dropped in?

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...Ah, yes.

[Nodding...blushing a bit...]

You're quite the poet.

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I'm normally not. I think you just bring it out in me.

[ He rubs their noses softly together. ]

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Perhaps if I stay with you long enough, you'll be writing sonnets?

[A low chuckle.]

I'd pay to see that.

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I doubt that. I think the closest I got was at the party the other week when Kaeya asked me about who I found to be attractive.

[ Did Sholmes manage to hear that part of the party? ]

But either way, I wouldn't charge you.

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O-Oh. Right.

[He sure did...]

Hmmph. Well, I'd pay you, anyways. It's what you deserve.

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[ So cute... ]

Hmmm. And how would you pay me?

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Hmm.

[He seems to think about, before grinning.]

A kiss or two, I think. Wouldn't that be fair?

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It'd only be that much?

[ This burn. Is it intentional or accidental? Who knows anymore with him. ]

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[He sticks out his tongue.]

Enough for you, maybe.