sholmes & van zieks catchall

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...Miss Reze said something?

[Also he's just slumping a little when Kotetsu walks away. He is tired and a sleepy binch and he just wants to Nap, thank you very much.]

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[WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING LOOKING AT SHOLMES NOW? WHY ARE YOU TWO SO WEIRD.]

... We were meant to drum up business for a matchmaking service and she decided to come up with matches for the rest of our group.

[His face is pretty bloody so have fun.]

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[ Because he's done being cleaned. Why would he look at him now? ]

And...? What were those matches?

[ He can kind of see where it's leading, but he wants to hear it from van Zieks directly. But fun isn't the word while cleaning him. He cups his chin with one hand, using the other to work at wiping the blood away, bit by bit. ]

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Matches......? Eh.

[This topic seems to be going away from Interesting Things so he's just falling back onto the bed and closing his eyes. He has better things to worry about than what Mean Girl Reze thinks should happen in terms of smooches.]

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[How dare you, my niece is a good girl.]

She seemed keen to pair Kim Dokja with Mr Yoo, or perhaps miss Belova. Mr Salazar with "any of the twins..." and myself with, for some reason, you, Mr Kaburagi. That is the point I am making.

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[ He can't help but raise an eyebrow at that. ]

She didn't have any reason?

[ This isn't fishing for compliments. He has no idea why she would think such a thing. He pauses for a moment and reaches up to grab his own hat and throws it at Sholmes. ]

Sleep if you're that bored.

[ And then back to wiping van Zieks' forehead clean. ]

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[SMALL LITTLE SURPRISED NOISE AND THEN SOUND OF INDIGNATION]

[SIR]

[BINCH]

[He takes the hat, shoots the man a glare, and just covers his face with the hat with a huff. He is not here. Do not perceive.]

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[Well he was going to reply to Kotetsu but???]

What is the matter with you, Sholmes?
[WHAT IS THIS GAY DRAMA.]

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[ It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

But he's just going to remain silent at the question, since it's directed at Sholmes. Just cleaning van Zieks now. ]

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[Muffled, under the hat, and very exasperated:]

I'm tired.

[That's it.]

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And yet you did not behave this way until but a minute ago.

[Frowning. Looking between them.]

Is there something I should know?
[Van Zieks finally catching onto the ship mess. Anyway the second Kotetsu is done with his face he's gonna swat his hand away.]

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[ Wow, that's very rude of you, sir. ]

Know about what?

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[did he]

[did he fall asleep]

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About the two of you.

[He can't see his own face so he will put up with that but he is going to try to take the cloth, he can do the rest himself???]

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[ Wow, sir? Why are you so mad all of the sudden. ]

It's nothing? I don't know what you're thinking.

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[snzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

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[I, Caitie, don't believe them, but Ziekers hasn't seen what I've seen, so.]

... In any case, I do not think she had a real reason beyond, as she said, "he's the best guy here who'd be worthy of my affection."

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[ Stop reaching, Caitie. Wild Detective isn't a thing. Or Detective Tiger. Who knows what the supposed ship name is. ]

Huh...

[ He actually is surprised to hear that assessment? But that's kind of... sweet. ]

That's actually pretty nice of her to say.

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[still snzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

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[I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU, WILD LEG PROPONENT, WHICH ALSO ISN'T REAL?]

I don't see why people would have much reason to say unkind things about you?

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[ IT COULD BE REAL. Don't let your dreams be dreams. ]

You had a few choice words against me before.

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[snzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz yeah van zieks you binch snzzzzzzzzz]

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[YOU JUST TOLD US KOTETSU IS ALREADY MARRIED TO BARNABY.]

By people I mean the general public.

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[ He has two hands. And he's a free man here.

Also, I'm not sure if he actually has put 2+2 together yet over Barnaby. ]

I'm sure some people aren't a fan of the whole "hero" thing.

[ But, also, since van Zieks isn't letting him clean him anymore, he is going to go to sit on the bed. Careful not to jostle Sholmes awake. ]

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[snzzzzz only has one hand for his wife haha losers snszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[actually no he does mumble something into the hat when kotetsu sits down but its terrible muffled]